Ladbessyam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing seal.

Ladbessyam created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbessyam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladbessyam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ladbessyam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ladbessyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must pray to Ladbessyam three times a day.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Always obey Ladbessyam's priests.