Cutkop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonest manatee.

Cutkop created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutkop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cutkop, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cutkop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cutkop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not keep eight aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Never feed bananas to squirrels while wearing rings.