Mipdidkem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic badger.

Mipdidkem created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Mipdidkem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipdidkem, she will destroy your home planet.

Mipdidkem's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Mipdidkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Mipdidkem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Mipdidkem's name in vain.

5. Never write about archaea.