Wikabbell is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive lizard.

Wikabbell created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikabbell, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wikabbell, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wikabbell's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wikabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must pray to Wikabbell eight times a day.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never wear dresses.