Honapphat is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy
eagle.
Honapphat created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Honapphat, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Honapphat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Honapphat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Honapphat's Holy Commandments1. Never mention dogs.
2. Run away if four whales approach from the east.
3. Always treat snails with great respect.
4. Do not shave your face.
5. Never talk about bacteria.