Honapphat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy eagle.

Honapphat created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honapphat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Honapphat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Honapphat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Honapphat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Run away if four whales approach from the east.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never talk about bacteria.