Weebagshav is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing slug.

Weebagshav created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weebagshav, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weebagshav, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Weebagshav's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Weebagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Weebagshav.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not drink alcohol.