Abkapjig Dotratdad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy mongoose.

Abkapjig Dotratdad created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Abkapjig Dotratdad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Abkapjig Dotratdad, he will turn you into a frog.

Abkapjig Dotratdad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Abkapjig Dotratdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.