Yathaphapbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able manatee.

Yathaphapbast created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yathaphapbast, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yathaphapbast, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yathaphapbast's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yathaphapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Yathaphapbast loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Never skip near voles.

5. Never laugh in the presence of seals.