Lipmotont is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, idiotic guinea pig.

Lipmotont created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipmotont, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lipmotont, he will be mildly annoyed.

Lipmotont's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lipmotont's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Never feed nuts to snails while wearing stockings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.