Mabbotsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered bird.

Mabbotsag created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabbotsag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabbotsag, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Mabbotsag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mabbotsag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Mabbotsag on top of important buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mabbotsag.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing skirts.