Vogtail is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful wasp.

Vogtail created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogtail, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogtail, it will cry a lot.

Vogtail's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vogtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to snakes while wearing red coats.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Vogtail in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.