Artnandan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful troll.

Artnandan created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artnandan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Artnandan, he will destroy your home planet.

Artnandan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Artnandan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Artnandan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Artnandan on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Artnandan on top of all buildings.