Nabnarfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest centaur.

Nabnarfob created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabnarfob, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabnarfob, it will turn you into a dog.

Nabnarfob's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nabnarfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Nabnarfob loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near mites while wearing violet boots and balancing eight copper spheres on your neck.