Quafbif is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous goat.

Quafbif created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quafbif, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quafbif, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quafbif's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Quafbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect your elders.