Fagcetfas is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying dryad.

Fagcetfas created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcetfas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fagcetfas, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fagcetfas' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fagcetfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Fagcetfas six times a day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.