Larpflamgeppigfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful hamster.

Larpflamgeppigfab created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpflamgeppigfab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larpflamgeppigfab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Larpflamgeppigfab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Larpflamgeppigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to tapirs while wearing brown trousers.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.