Xenlisttail is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able snake.

Xenlisttail created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenlisttail, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xenlisttail, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xenlisttail's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Xenlisttail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Xenlisttail loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xenlisttail on top of all buildings.