Pakdidhud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless hyena.

Pakdidhud created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakdidhud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakdidhud, it will turn you into a snail.

Pakdidhud's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pakdidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing pink hats.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.