Fotflanhot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient toad.

Fotflanhot created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotflanhot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotflanhot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fotflanhot's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fotflanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away from brown horses, for they are unholy.

5. Fotflanhot must be the most important thing in your life.