Xinkopsaw Busfodyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage whale.

Xinkopsaw Busfodyarl created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xinkopsaw Busfodyarl, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xinkopsaw Busfodyarl, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xinkopsaw Busfodyarl's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Xinkopsaw Busfodyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinkopsaw Busfodyarl.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed onions to ducks while wearing scarves.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing white rings and balancing six gold spheres on your neck.

5. Do not commit murder.