Stigdumpas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Stigdumpas created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigdumpas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stigdumpas, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Stigdumpas' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stigdumpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to goats while wearing indigo shirts.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Never think about dark matter near voles while wearing mauve skirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stigdumpas.