Dobkadgess is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate newt.

Dobkadgess created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobkadgess, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobkadgess, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dobkadgess' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dobkadgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not chop down trees.