Lannigkom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil butterfly.

Lannigkom created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lannigkom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lannigkom, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lannigkom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Lannigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lannigkom.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.