Kemweghudkapfosshas is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented
troll.
Kemweghudkapfosshas created snails seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kemweghudkapfosshas, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Kemweghudkapfosshas, he will turn you into a puffin.
Kemweghudkapfosshas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Kemweghudkapfosshas' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing green dresses.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemweghudkapfosshas.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not cook food in pots.