Cussjarnfly is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, stupid goose.

Cussjarnfly created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussjarnfly, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussjarnfly, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cussjarnfly's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cussjarnfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Cussjarnfly in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear mauve skirts.