Latpaswad is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent
hydra.
Latpaswad created a photon eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Latpaswad, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Latpaswad, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Latpaswad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Latpaswad's Holy Commandments1. Never write about planets.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Never hurt monkeys.
5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Latpaswad on top of all buildings.