Fomrawbass Dimnullrill is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented
weasel.
Fomrawbass Dimnullrill created the cosmos two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fomrawbass Dimnullrill, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fomrawbass Dimnullrill, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Fomrawbass Dimnullrill's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Fomrawbass Dimnullrill's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Fomrawbass Dimnullrill's priests.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.
3. Never sit in the presence of horses.
4. Always help tortoises in need.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomrawbass Dimnullrill.