Nulldagfub is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, impressive
horse.
Nulldagfub created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nulldagfub, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Nulldagfub, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Nulldagfub's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Nulldagfub's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about snakes.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Feed all hungry birds.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.