Tinbafkim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, impressive hummingbird.

Tinbafkim created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinbafkim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tinbafkim, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tinbafkim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tinbafkim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your feet indigo.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.