Quimdoddag Nularmarf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless wren.

Quimdoddag Nularmarf created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimdoddag Nularmarf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quimdoddag Nularmarf, he will turn you into a mouse.

Quimdoddag Nularmarf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quimdoddag Nularmarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not covet oxen.