Mumbabwab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing mink.

Mumbabwab created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbabwab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mumbabwab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Mumbabwab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mumbabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Mumbabwab loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured dogs.