Yarbigstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic mink.

Yarbigstrag created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Yarbigstrag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarbigstrag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarbigstrag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yarbigstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from mauve bats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Hide from blue ants for they are unholy.