Bidgarbell is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate monkey.

Bidgarbell created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidgarbell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidgarbell, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bidgarbell's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bidgarbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.