Rakflowzim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing jackal.

Rakflowzim created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakflowzim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakflowzim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Rakflowzim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rakflowzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.