Flispodflap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, irritating snake.

Flispodflap created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flispodflap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flispodflap, she will turn you into a worm.

Flispodflap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flispodflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Flispodflap.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.