Far is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sage hyena.

Far created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Far, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Far, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Far's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Far's Holy Commandments

1. Far loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear indigo scarves.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about black holes.