Bellhatflow is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic slug.

Bellhatflow created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Bellhatflow, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bellhatflow, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bellhatflow's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bellhatflow's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bellhatflow.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Bellhatflow.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never look at planets.