Xentargzen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful raven.

Xentargzen created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xentargzen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xentargzen, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xentargzen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Xentargzen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

2. Never bounce near porpoises.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into pink rooms.