Sandcabjat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy rat.

Sandcabjat created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Sandcabjat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sandcabjat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sandcabjat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sandcabjat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.