Fomsabpinpark is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, prudent warg.

Fomsabpinpark created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fomsabpinpark, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fomsabpinpark, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fomsabpinpark's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fomsabpinpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomsabpinpark.