Satdagtap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless camel.

Satdagtap created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Satdagtap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Satdagtap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Satdagtap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Satdagtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your chest.