Himarm is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented meerkat.

Himarm created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himarm, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himarm, it will turn you into a mouse.

Himarm's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Himarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always obey Himarm's priests.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Do not speak about limes.