Ruttbanteenlistfed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical sheep.

Ruttbanteenlistfed created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbanteenlistfed, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruttbanteenlistfed, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ruttbanteenlistfed's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ruttbanteenlistfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Ruttbanteenlistfed must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.