Didsabtargceb is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, almighty cobra.

Didsabtargceb created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Didsabtargceb, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didsabtargceb, it will turn you into a goat.

Didsabtargceb's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Didsabtargceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide from pink monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Didsabtargceb on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Didsabtargceb in the centre of the settlement.