Sitgatlun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, passionate dingo.

Sitgatlun created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitgatlun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sitgatlun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sitgatlun's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sitgatlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Run away if six snakes approach from the west.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.