Dussbegmip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, impressive dryad.

Dussbegmip created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbegmip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dussbegmip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dussbegmip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dussbegmip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Dussbegmip's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt manatees.