Lap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented wyvern.

Lap created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lap, it will turn you into a rock.

Lap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never sit near tortoises.