Bentim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing mole.

Bentim created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bentim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bentim, it will turn you into a rat.

Bentim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bentim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bentim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never paint your face green.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.