Gabratnib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless troll.

Gabratnib created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabratnib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gabratnib, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gabratnib's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gabratnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.