Stancipminyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm jellyfish.

Stancipminyarl created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stancipminyarl, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stancipminyarl, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stancipminyarl's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stancipminyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stancipminyarl.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed carrots to doves while wearing cyan kilts.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.